999,872: Steely Dan- Fire in the Hole

Everyone always talks about what song they want played at their wedding or even funeral, but what about what music you want playing when you are dying? While not afraid of flying per se, I do THINK about the plane crashing every time I fly. I also think about what music I would quickly pull on my itunes if I knew it was going down in the next 10 minutes. Now, some of you may be thinking, "Is this really the time to be listening to music?" Aside from clutching a stranger on a flight, what else are you going to do with yourself? Obviously I think the Dan is the right choice. Specifically "Fire in the Hole." You got a nice keys intro/solo, the usual complex chord changes, a jammin' rhythm, some slide (sliding you into the next realm), and a great guitar outro! What more can you ask for musically? Plus, lyrically, the song is ostensibly about a man wanting to get out of a relationship, but you could repurpose the words to getting out of a relationship....with life.

 Examples:
 "There's no where left to turn." Nope! Not when you are going to die
 "My life is boiling over" ....so it's time to die
"I wish someone would open up the door" ....to heaven
 "There's a fire in hole" Hole = plane engine

 

999,873: Smith- Baby It's You

Quentin Tarantino gets talked about a lot for referencing/paying homage/ripping off other movies, but he doesn't get enough credit for popularizing obscure old hits. After I saw "Grindhouse" in theaters, I had an immediate itch to buy the "Death Proof" soundtrack. Mainly for this song. There's actually nothing more satisfying in life than hearing someone wail this hard. NOTHING!! Smith's track "Baby It's You" shines so brightly because it builds like a mofo, thanks to producer Del Shannon, who utilizes Gayle McCormick's voice perfectly. Also since this is the days before autotune, you can hear every crack and quiver. Recently, I had someone tell I should buy a vocal effects pedal that, in addition to doing other things, smooths out any pitch discrepancies while one is singing. I think this song proves that the emotional soul of performance lies in the imperfection mixed in with the perfections. Also, things that modern pop songs lack that this has:
 A) major horn section
 B) major Organ
 C) the "drop out" in sound
Bottom line: I wish Quentin Tarantino could make me mix CDs on the weekly so I wouldn't have waste countless hours scouting though old music on Spotify or blindly buying old compilations at Amoeba.
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999,784: Aqua- Doctor Jones

Of the senses, Music and Smell are the most memory based for me (and everyone else?). I can walk into a random store, smell something, and immeadiately get sweaty palms because I'm being emotionally transported back to a piano competition in 1992. AHHHH!! GET THAT FRUIT PUNCH BODY SPRAY (or whatever it is) AWAY FROM ME~ Obviously music is the same, but unlike most random smells, you can call up (practically) any tune you want to hear with the power of the internet behind you!

Aqua was a cross between the B-52s and Ace of Base which I found (and still find!) to be a perfect pop combo. My elementary school years were spent listening to rock/oldies (with my dad) and grunge/punk (with my older sister). However, everyone hits puberty and weird things happen. When I heard Barbie Girl on the radio in 7th grade, my little heart started pounding fast and I thought MORE OF THIS PLEASE!! Maybe it was the chick-singer's Scandanavia-meets-The-Valley accent. Maybe it was the fact that the guy looked like Billy Zane (and I was into that). Aqua's debut album Aquarium was the first CD I asked if someone would give me the money to buy. However, I tired of hit single "Barbie Girl" fast. "Dr. Jones" was what I kept repeating on my boom box before and/or after listening to Loveline. It's way more serious and crazy and love-infested.

To this day, this song produces an equal measure of excitement and dread when I hear it. You can't redo your youth! "Sometimes the feeling is right, you fall in love for the first time. Heartbeat and kisses so sweet, summertime love in the moonlight". Oh god, what did I do to myself?!?!

999,785: The Turtles - Elenore

When The Turtles sat down to write "Elenore", it was supposed to be a big joke. Reportedly, they tried to cram in every bubble gum trope about teenage sweet hearts such as "let's turn the lights way down low/maybe we won't watch the show." Howard Kaylan called the song an "anti-love letter" to the label. However, the joke actually turned out to be on them. People loved the song in a non-ironic way because, *newsflash* people love over-the-top for their pop songs! The song climbed the 1968 charts to #6.

I will never stop loving The Turtles because they are awkward as as all hell and I identify with awkward. These guys are not participating in any beauty pageants and there's no need to lock up your daughter in their presence. Everything about them screams "I'll take what I can get" and that makes their songs even more desperate. As everyone knows in pop songs: the more desperate the lyrics = the more identifiable! No one likes a pop song in which the singer is "too cool." It's basically the opposite of real life. I guess people are into Bon Iver now or whatever, but...ugh. I've included both the studio version and a live performance. If you close your eyes and listen to the studio version, you can pretend it's some hot guy. However, the live version provides a lot more LOLs.